May 2012
what’s the point of going on eurovision if you’re just going to stand there and sing well i don’t want that i want every contestant to emerge out of an elephant in a flaming thong
“Ali eto, bar smo stvorili tišinu. Mrtvu i neugodnu, ali našu.”
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The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable
pigfarts-pigfarts-here-i-come:
‘i like curvy girls’ = ‘i like girls with a flat tummy and massive arse and tits’
the da vinci code has been cracked
